Probably a bad idea:

  • “Former Saved By The Bell star Mario Lopez will host a new show on Animal Planet called Dancing Pet Stars, where humans will dance with pets and be judged a la American Idol.”
  • “Former ‘Full House’ child star and crystal meth addict Jodie Sweetin is getting back to work. Sweetin has signed on to host the strip-tastic new show on Fuse, ‘Pants-Off Dance-Off.’ The show, taped at Fuse music TV’s Midtown studio, features people of all ages taking off their clothes to their favorite music videos.”
  • “Eminem will return to the big screen in an updated version of the television Western ‘Have Gun – Will Travel.’
  • “John Fusco has signed on to write the script for the remake of Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 classic, The Seven Samurai for The Weinstein Company.”

I’ve noticed recently that all the words I’ve been looking up in the dictionary begin with the letter p. There have been at least four completely unrealted searches in a row. That’s a bit…peculiar.