Month: October 2004

Some more spam from today: wallstreet universe is here.

Egad, the wallstreet universe? I wonder if that’s anywhere near that black hole in space I keeping hearing about.

They came from beyond the stars. They came with stock predictions, insider information, and attractive retirement portfolios. They came…from the wallstreet universe!

There’s a Radio Shack commercial that compares the customer service at other electronics stores to “that black hole in space you’ve always heard about.”

Well that’s a weird way of phrasing things.

“So, what’d you do for dinner last night?”

“Oh, you know, same old, same old. Black hole in space again.”

“Dude, you haven’t tried black hole in space yet? It’s the bomb!”

“Early exit polls are indicating that homeland security, the struggling economy, and that black hole in space were among the many deciding factors in this Tuesday election…”

Ah, New York City, where the man dressed in the white sequinned jumpsuit (a la Elvis), wreathed in Hawaiian leis and, with his compatriots, crowded around a miniature putting green spread out on the sidewalk, merits barely even a glance.

Some recent spam headers:

We base everything off of U.S. Supreme Courts decisions

This message can change your life story!

Don’t open this message if you don’t want to laugh

The first, give the decision in Bush v. Gore, might not be such a good idea. The second…well, that’s just a neat trick. I assume time travel of some sort is involved. Perhaps genie bottles? And the third, well, I’ll just have to find other things to laugh about, I guess.