There’s a Radio Shack commercial that compares the customer service at other electronics stores to “that black hole in space you’ve always heard about.”

Well that’s a weird way of phrasing things.

“So, what’d you do for dinner last night?”

“Oh, you know, same old, same old. Black hole in space again.”

“Dude, you haven’t tried black hole in space yet? It’s the bomb!”

“Early exit polls are indicating that homeland security, the struggling economy, and that black hole in space were among the many deciding factors in this Tuesday election…”