Some recent spam headers:
We base everything off of U.S. Supreme Courts decisions
This message can change your life story!
Don’t open this message if you don’t want to laugh
The first, give the decision in Bush v. Gore, might not be such a good idea. The second…well, that’s just a neat trick. I assume time travel of some sort is involved. Perhaps genie bottles? And the third, well, I’ll just have to find other things to laugh about, I guess.