Arr! And avast, me hearties! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Before ye blasted scallywags be wanderin’ off to shiver ye timbers or do unspeakable things to the mizzenmast, I once again be offerin’ ye these handy hints on how to know when ye be a pirate.
And, in the interest of bringin’ me site back to the glory days when it was number one in Google for “naked pirates”, here be that sketch what I wrote. Arr!