Well I guess it’s official then. I don’t have health insurance anymore.
Month: September 2004
I realize, with some dismay, that I’ve read maybe ten of the 100 most frequently challenged books of 1990–2000. In my defense, a good few of them are children’s books, including Where’s Waldo, which was challenged, apparenlty, because “on some of the pages there are dirty things.”
Links courtesy, directly or indirectly, of Neil Gaiman, who leads me to think that maybe it’s high time somebody did write “a book about naked, bisexual, hard-swearing wizards who drink a lot while disparaging the Second Amendment”, dangnabbit.
Arr! And avast, me hearties! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Before ye blasted scallywags be wanderin’ off to shiver ye timbers or do unspeakable things to the mizzenmast, I once again be offerin’ ye these handy hints on how to know when ye be a pirate.
And, in the interest of bringin’ me site back to the glory days when it was number one in Google for “naked pirates”, here be that sketch what I wrote. Arr!