In other news: they’re making a big-screen remake of the TV show Dallas…why?

Same question applies to the planned Pink Panther sequel. I’m not entirely sure what the implications of this are; either there is no god…or god is way too fond of Steve Martin.

Personally, I still like Steve Martin. I just think he’s making some really crappy comedies lately. Why add to the hurt like this, Steve?

Also via Cinematical, news of what sounds like a terrfic A Fish Called Wanda DVD re-release — which, for reasons unknown, has been cancelled.