“Critics have pointed to J.K.’s phallic obsession, but really, what could be more innocent than an innocuous wooden stick? Besides, in the Harry Potter world, it is surmised that mankind and wizardfolk alike evolved from wooden sticks millions of years ago, hence our straight spines and our fear of fire.”
From A Muggle’s Guide to the World of Harry Potter (Written by a guy who never read the books or watched the films, but is pretty good at figuring things out)
Via Bookslut.