1. Maybe you should be a little happier
   “Rad” by Smoosh
2. Go ahead and download me, see if I care
   “Something for Nothing” by Loudon Wainwright III
3. Honest to god officer it’s awful
   “Gravity” by the Dresden Dolls
4. I know you’re late for your next parade
   “Baker Baker” by Tori Amos
5. The madness that you feel will soon subside
   “If I Ever Leave This World Alive” by Flogging Molly, guessed by Glen
6. I’d stand in the rain, no place to hide
   “To Have You Back Again” by Patty Loveless
7. Who do you think you’re changing?
   “Rise Up With Fists!!” by Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins
8. You must live until you die
   “Between” by Loudon Wainwright III
9. She had not two breasts but three
   “Bad Jokes” by John C. Reilly and Woody Harrelson
10. There’s nothing left to be desired
    “The Air That I Breathe” by the Hollies, guessed by Kim

They’re lyrics. If you know the song and artist, you guess. I tell you if you’re right. It’s like a thing.