Wondering, briefly, what foot-fetishists think of the opening credits of Monty Python’s Flying Circus (in which a giant foot famously crushes the show’s title)*, I came across this amusing interview with Eric Idle and Terry Jones:
LOFFICIER: Come on, you did cheat on “Every Sperm Is Sacred” didn’t you?
JONES: Not on the song. Only on the stuff that Mike was saying about “wearing the little rubber thing on the end of my cock”. When we actually came to do that, with all the kids there, the guardians of the kids were a bit worried about it, so Michael actually said “a little rubber thing on the end of my sock”, and we had to dub it in later.
IDLE: Now there are a lot of young people growing up foot fetishists!
JONES: I think we ought to be sued actually, for misleading children.
* I was sent along this particular line of thought by this (completely work-safe) photo, which came up in my news aggregator under a “Monty Python” keyword search. This is how my brain works. Feet don’t do a whole lot for me, personally, though.