The headline was “Jealousy Led Bonds to Steroids, Authors Say“.

I read it as “Jealousy Led Blonds to Steroids” — which, if you ask me, is a whole lot more interesting. Especially since I read it right after glancing at this headline at Gawker: “The ‘Times’ Prefers Extinct Blonds“.

Update: Maybe they meant this: Divers discover new crustacean: Animal is covered with blond hairlike strands? (Via Cynicla-C)