Knowing full well it’ll probably skew my site referrers even more so than usual, I offer some spam I just received, the subject header “Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!”:
Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as “Klinton-Levinsky”.
After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to
shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra.
What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive.
It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!
I first read that as “Klingon.” Maybe that’s why I found it so amusing.
Speaking of such, excerpts from William Strunk Jr., E.B. White, and Generouss Q. Factotum’s The Elements of Spam (via Bookslut)