MODERATE: A strong military, perhaps?
MANWHORE: Ah! We have a strong military, yes sir.
MODERATE: You do! Excellent.
MANWHORE: Yes, sir. It’s, ah ….. it’s a bit Rummy.
MODERATE: Oh, I like it Rummy.
MANWHORE: Well, it’s very Rummy, actually, sir.
MODERATE: No matter. Fetch hither le Armée Des Etats-Unis! M-mmm!
MANWHORE: I think it’s a bit Rummier than you’ll like it, sir.
MODERATE: I don’t care how fucking Rummy it is. Hand it over with all speed.
MANWHORE: Oh …..
MODERATE: What now?
MANWHORE: Iraq’s eaten it.
MODERATE: Has he?
MANWHORE: She, sir.