The Spam Reading Club continues. Today, it’s something different with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Somebody has a very strange idea of what is and isn’t in the public domain. (Checking to make sure it was Volume 6 — I’m still only a couple hundred pages in myself — I discovered more than a few people have put the entire thing online in text files, which is really just a cease-and-desist letter waiting to happen.

More amusing, however, was the grammar of the spam above that:

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It’s not barely a wristwatch. At this point, I think they’re relying on a target audience of complete and total idiots.