It’s just a jump to the left…

So Jumper was pretty forgettable, if not actively disappointing. I’m not sure if Rachel Bilson is hopelessly miscast and a lousy actor, or if the character is just completely under-served by the screenplay. But, really, she’s the least of the film’s problems. (Hayden Christensen isn’t phenomenal either, but he should have a decent enough career ahead of him so long as he avoids ever letting George Lucas write dialogue for him again.)

The real problem is, there’s no reason to care about any one of these characters — and, in fact, plenty of reason for the very opposite. The effects are cool (if maybe not quite as cool as advertised), but the characters are shallow and one-dimensional, and it’s tough to care if they get to continue living their pointless and smug wish-fulfillment lives. Basically? What Tasha Robinson says here. It’s all the more disappointing because the sort of character development that’s sorely lacking in the film could have been so easily introduced. It’s not that the characters start out as self-centered, greedy, and shallow; it’s that they end up exactly the same way. What the film seems to be suggesting is that these are somehow heroic qualities. That while Christensen could be using his power to help people — if not the drowning victims he sees on TV when we first meet him, then at least his fellow jumpers later on — it’s much better if he uses it for a no-strings-attached life of robbing banks, traveling the world, and getting laid. That whole “with great power comes great responsibility” thing? That’s just for losers who can’t do what he does.

It’s weird to see the film acknowledge what’s wrong with its main character, the smug emptiness at his center, and then to spend the rest of its time championing those flaws rather than letting him overcome them.

It also means the film is not a lot of fun.

I’d like to thank the Academy…

For whatever it’s worth, here are my picks for some of the big winners at tonight’s Oscars. I think, like always, this is a combination of what I think should win and what I think will win. Anyway, here they are:

Best Picture: No Country for Old Men
Best Director: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen
Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood
Best Actress: Laura Linney in The Savages
Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men
Best Supporting Actress: Cate Blanchett in I’m Not There
Best Original Screenplay: Juno
Best Adapted Screenplay: Atonement
Costume Design: Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Original Score: Atonement
Original Song: “Falling Slowly” — Once
Best Makeup: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Best Visual Effects: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Best Animated Feature Film: Ratatouille
Best Foreign Language Film: The Counterfeiters — Austria
Best Documentary Feature: No End in Sight

I make no claims to be any good at this — my skills as a prognosticator are reliably fallible — but we shall see.

I’m thinking about maybe live-blogging the show — I’ve never live-blogged anything, that I can remember — but that mean I’d actually have to watch the show.