I had Chinese food for dinner last night, and the fortune in my cookie said, “Reconcile with an old friend. All has been forgotten.”

Not forgiven, mind. Just forgotten.

“That old friend probably won’t even remember who you are anyway, so what’s the harm in reconciling?”

On the FedEx US Airbills we have at the office, there are three delivery signature options: no signature required, direct signature, and indirect signature. None required is self-explanatory. Direct means that anyone at the recipient’s address can sign for the package. Indirect means that anyone at a neighboring address can sign. There is, however, no option for “only delivered if the recipient signs.”

Which isn’t critical, by any stretch — or even usually an issue — but I do find it a little weird that the option isn’t even there.