Today’s spam comes from Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina — a sizeable chunk of Part II, Chapter 13, as a matter of fact. It’s like they’re starting their own little unsolicited e-mail reading club. At this rate, it’s only a matter of time before the local library is sponsored by those Viagra-encased Rolexes and the Nigerian Minister of Finance.

Tell me: doesn’t this image just make you want to run out and get yourself a Yahoo PhotoMail account?

Me, I’m gonna get two — if it’ll just make the bad man go away!