- Dyslexie, A Typeface Designed To Help Dyslexics Read. [via]
- Sure, it was silly and ridiculous when it happened on The Office, but it can be deadly serious when your GPS gives you the wrong information. [via]
Suddenly, that suggestion that mapmakers sometimes intentionally include false information to prevent copyright infringement sounds fairly irresponsible.
- On the pleasures of dining alone [via]
- Speaking of food, this may be the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen. And I watch Bizarre Foods pretty regularly. Seriously, it’s perfectly SFW, but you may want to exercise caution visiting that link, much less watching the video. It’s of a “dancing squid” in a Japanese restaurant, reportedly, and it seems like nothing more than cruelty masquerading as novelty.
I am not a vegetarian, and I’ve eaten squid. I quite enjoyed the calamari I had on Saturday evening, for instance. But I think we have an obligation towards the food that we eat, the animals that we kill to sustain us. If they give up their lives, they deserve a quick an merciful end. They do not deserve to be toyed with like this.
That said, if it’s fake…I’m not sure I feel a whole better about it. Although there’s a lot of evidence and commentary (here as well) to suggest it’s real.
- And finally, on a happier note, Monty Python member Graham Chapman isn’t going to let a little thing like being dead stand in the way of his making a new movie.
movies
Sunned day
Not a very exciting Sunday. I did the crossword puzzle, I went to see the new (and solidly entertaining) Captain America movie, and I wrote this, whatever it is:
“The world you know doesn’t exist,” said Sergeant Bearney to the troops lined up just outside the mess hall. “Not anymore.”
It was his standard spiel; Marcus and I had both heard it a dozen times, and there was no point in hanging around now to guess at which of the recruits would be the first to argue with him, or break formation, or just plain break down. Somebody always would. God knows Marcus had. I tried not to kid him too much about it anymore — it could have been anybody in that month’s batch of recruits, myself included — but I knew he was glad to finally be out from under Bearney’s thumb and into the comparative ease of daily combat. The Vargash will rip you to shreds, color the ground with your blood, but those two weeks with Bearney, those were hell. After that, fighting the invaders is like a walk in the park.
Not that there’s any such thing as parks anymore.
We didn’t have time to stand around gawking, though. If any of these recruits wanted to argue the point with Bearney, wanted to act all homesick for a world that had been burned away while we were all in deep freeze, so be it. Let the bastard deal with it like he always had. “I lived through the invasion, you maggots,” he’d tell them, maybe even briefly show them the deep curling scars along his midsection that the Vargash weapons had left him in the first failed counter-assault. “Some of us didn’t get to sleep through it in cryo, so quit your bawlin’.” And then he would get on with the process of turning these newly awakened rubes into soldiers. Eight months into the program now, a new group of conscripts every couple of weeks, whatever the cryo facilities could supply, and he hadn’t lost a single one. Every one he trained went on to die someplace else.
Well, except for me and Marcus, I guess, but we were different. Even Bearney would have had to reluctantly admit it. We’d been in that first group, before they had worked all the kinks out of resuscitation, and not everything had gone according to plan.
Right now, we were supposed to be meeting with Kincaid in the mess hall to discuss the…
I didn’t quite get to finish, even that sentence, before our standard forty minutes of free-writing were up and we had to go see the movie.
Anyway, that was Sunday.
Sunday, so it was
So let’s see what I did this Sunday…
If you count very early Sunday morning, before I even went to bed on Saturday night, I watched the second episode of Torchwood: Miracle Day. I can’t say I liked it as much as the first. As I wrote on Twitter, I thought it had some terrific ideas, but was weighed down by odd, mistimed comedy, so-so action, and lengthy exposition. There were moments that I liked. Eve Myles and Kai Owen are quite good together, and Bill Pullman is doing some interesting character work, with a character that can’t help but be reprehensible. And I like that the writing has the courage to really explore the ramifications of the show’s premise in full, even if Beentsy suggests its a premise that’s been done before, by Jose Saramago. (I haven’t read this, or any, Saramago books, so I couldn’t really spot the differences for you.) I’ll certainly keep watching, although at this point I’m unconvinced it can sustain itself for ten episodes.
It’s no Children of Earth so far, I’ll say that.
What else? I did the Sunday crossword and watched an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation on Netflix while I did it. I haven’t talked about the recent Netflix price hike here, a price hike I’m still pretty ticked off about, since it’s going to almost double my own monthly fee, but that will maybe have to wait for another day. When I haven’t been quietly, mildly fuming over being expected to pay double for what’s possibly going to become more limited service — the market’s getting splintered, and lots of studios are pulling content out of Netflix streaming — I’ve recently been watching some Trek on it. Particularly Enterprise, which I never really watched when it was on the air. I’m a little surprised at how much I like the show, considering that’s it’s not exactly what I’d call…well, good. It does some interesting things within the confines of being a prequel show, but I think I’m being more than generous when I call it flawed. And yet, I like the characters, so I’m kind of liking the show. That theme song…well, not so much. I understand what they were trying to do with it, like with a lot of the show, and can even respect it. But it’s still pretty awful.
The most recent Harry Potter movie, though, is actually pretty good. I don’t think it works as anything other than a fond final farewell to characters who have become something like friends over the years — you’d be lost and bored if you’ve never seen one of the movies before — but as that, it succeeds quite admirably. Genevieve Valentine has some interesting thoughts about the movie and the series as a whole, and rightly points out some of the best smaller moments.
Okay, enough unfocused rambling about television and movies. Here’s something I wrote in my weekly free-writing group:
They had turned the castle into a makeshift hospital, but the wounded and near-dead had begun to out-number the living. Those who were left standing had little more than a first aid kit and a box of adhesive bandages that one of the tour guides had scrounged from a desk somewhere in the basement. There was no attempt at triage, or even much hope for the injured, since anyone who had been bitten was in the same boat. Those who were left knew, deep down, that they were lucky to have survived even this long with both a doctor and a gun.
Although the truth was, Dr. Butler was not looking very good. Both Diane and Peter had tried, without success, to get him to sleep, if just for a couple of short hours, tried getting him to think of anything other than Beth, his wife, lying unconcious on an Army surplus cot in the other room. The Butlers had honeymooned here in Scotland forty years ago, long before even the first hints of an outbreak, and Diane and Peter had taken the older couple under their wing since the first leg of the bus tour. But as protective as they both were of the old man, they both knew they needed him sharp, needed him focused, needed him to get what little sleep he could.
The gun, on the other hand, was looking just fine, if a little light. Barton, the bus driver, had it now, tucked in his belt, and although he was naturally reticient to use it, he had already proven himself a trained shot when the trouble began. “We dinnae want’a waste the ammo,” he told them. Security had been tight, following the most recent scares, but the castle’s one guard still hadn’t carried much in his clip.
How many had they killed? How many more would they need to put down, even before the ravenous horde outside breached the walls? No one wanted to think about it. To think about it was to invite the answers, and only sorrow and madness lay in that direction.
“We could enhance our chance of survival if we could contact some kind of authority,” said Roger. “The government couldn’t have toppled already. This outbreak was bad, the worst yet, but they’ve had warnings. They’ve had time to prepare. They…”
But that had been nothing compared to the number of zombies out there now.
Not sure it has any legs to it, as it feels a little shopworn and doesn’t really get inside any of the characters. There’s no plot, per se, and the plot that’s suggested seems awfully familiar. But I enjoyed it, if only for the exercise, the sentence-crafting and such.
Anyway, that was Sunday.
Tuesday various
- “The body of a Massachusetts woman went unnoticed for two days in a Fall River public swimming pool, which remained open to the public and was even visited by health inspectors, generating outrage and calls for an investigation.” More here, including how such a bizarre and awful thing could actually have happened. [via]
- I think this song by Paris Hilton is, predictably, dreadful, but I actually prefer when Hilton does stuff like this, when she’s at least doing something. The paparazzi paying attention to a lousy pop star is marginally better than its paying attention to a do-nothing heiress, right?
- Well I for one am shocked — shocked! — that drug trials aren’t conducted realistically in the world of superhero comics!
- Roger Ebert on Transformers: Dark of the Moon:
I have a quaint notion that one of the purposes of editing is to make it clear why one shot follows another, or why several shots occur in the order that they do.
- And finally, Improv Everywhere’s latest mission is just lovely:
I used to work right around the corner from that park. (We’re now maybe 10 minutes away.) [via]
Monday various
- Well, I guess I won’t be bringing any comics with me on my trip to Canada at the end of August. [via]
- Although apparently huge knives aren’t an issue when going through airport security. [via]
- The first coupon
- This Chewbacca supercut isn’t exactly exciting, but it is an interesting new look at Star Wars, and a weird focus on what actor Peter Mayhew was doing in every scene.
- And finally, Emoticons We Need in These Troubled Times [via]

