Going fourth

Another terrifically unexciting day. A trip to the post office, a trip to the bank, then capping the evening with Dial M for Murder, which is delightful, if by the end just a little silly, in its convolutions and deceptions.

Just two short weeks left in this vacation. Where does the time go?

Tuesday various

  • “The days of aliens spouting gibberish with no grammatical structure are over…” Creating a new language for A Game of Thrones
  • Along the same lines, 20 awesomely untranslatable words from around the world. I particularly like

    Yagan (indigenous language of Tierra del Fuego) – “the wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start” [via]

  • Are we truly living in the age of fanfiction?

    What’s been truly bizarre, though, is the way the mainstream has slowly headed in the same direction, and without anyone noticing it, we seem to have handed over our entire industry to the creation of fanfiction on a corporate level, and at this point, I’m not sure how we’re expecting the pendulum to ever swing back. I know people love to blame Spielberg and Lucas for creating the modern blockbuster age, but at least when they decided to pay tribute to their inspirations, they did so in interesting ways. Spielberg has talked about how his frustrations at hearing that only English filmmakers could direct James Bond movies led to the creation of Indiana Jones, and Lucas was working out his love of Flash Gordon when he created “Star Wars.” Those are healthy ways to work through your love of something, and absolutely make sense as important pieces in the creative process. What’s scary is how these days, filmmakers wouldn’t bother with that last step, the part where you take your inspirations and run them through your own filter. Now, instead, we live in an age where we are simply doing the source material again and again and again, and where original creation seems to be almost frowned upon as a “risk.” [via]

  • See also: they’re re-making Starship Troopers. And The Munsters. As a “dramatic re-imagining.”
  • It’s so sad to see Monty Python members fight among themselves.
  • Blackwater is changing its name. This is like if the Devil started asking us to call him Gus.[via]
  • David Milch to adapt William Faulkner? I am so there.
  • They’re coming to crowd-fund you, Barbara… ‘Living Dead’ Fans Digging Up Funds to Keep Chapel from Going Under
  • Bruce Wayne’s medical records [via]
  • And finally, I haven’t seen the new Tintin movie, but this fan-made opening sequence is really quite wonderful. [via]

    The Adventures of Tintin from James Curran on Vimeo.

Day three

Out of the weekend and into the proper start of my vacation, today was something of a lost day, actually. I didn’t do much more than watch a few episodes of 30 Rock and The Vampire Diaries. (I’ve never been good about keeping up with the former, and I’ve heard some good things about the latter, though I’m not quite sold on it just yet.)

This evening, before dinner, I took the dog to the vet to have a chronic ear infection looked at. And then, after dinner, I watched Conversations With Other Women. It’s an interesting movie, not quite what I expected, and if I’d been made aware of the fact that it’s a split-screen, following a long conversation between Aaron Eckhart and Helena Bonham Carter from different angles and moments, I had forgotten that. As Tasha Robinson writes:

The effect is distracting, but it’s also strikingly intimate and voyeuristic, like studying a series of X-rays taken from all sides of a subject’s body.

Which makes it sound, by the end, much less appealing that it really is. The two leads, who are on camera for most of the running time, which is really just the two of them talking and flirting and remembering, are quite good and good together.

That was Monday, anyway.

Vacation day two

Today was a pretty typical Sunday. I worked on the Sunday crossword and I went out to the movies with friends. We saw Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, which was quite entertaining, although considerably less so, I thought, than the first movie, and way to prone to director Guy Ritchie’s stylistic excess. (I could have down without a late-edition scene in the German forest, with explosions speeding up and slowing down and weird camera angles, altogether.)

And I wrote this, in my weekly writing group with those same friends. It was based on three words, chosen more or less at random by the three of us:

Its mammoth size and prodigious speed were, for many months before its official launch, the talk of high society, and the luxury train’s design had been a closely guarded secret, rumored to have cost the lives of a dozen men during construction, and to have sent at least one would-be competitor’s spies empty-handed to prison. First-class cabins were booked well in advance, sold out a full year before the last bolt had been tightened and the last rivet had been fastened, and by the time the great beast of an engine was maneuvered finally on to the tracks, not a single berth aboard was unaccounted for.

And yet, despite all of this — all the movie starlets and dignitaries taking passage aboard the rail, the money and attention lavished upon the project, the editorials at home and abroad praising the train’s construction and the genius of its chief architect and owner, Job Matheson — despite all of this and the many other reasons to rejoice at the Azure Day’s maiden voyage, it was in, in retrospect, inevitable that it never reach its final destination, that it become lost in the snowy mountain wastes it had been designed to traverse, and that it only emerge after several weeks to reveal everyone aboard it either dead or missing.

Piecing together what exactly went wrong, decoding the great and terrible tragedy of the Azure Day, is easier now that we have accepted certain facts, now that we no longer pretend the awful things that live in those mountains are not real, or that they do not have a taste for human flesh. And yet it is all too easy to dismiss Matheson and his compatriots, his benefactors and all those who signed on, unquestioningly, for his train’s first and only voyage. It is all too easy to look upon them all with scorn, to call it hubris and folly that killed over a hundred souls, and that moreover exposed us to those terrible creatures, those we now call wraiths (for want of a better word), with whom we have been at war for almost a century.

And yet, Matheson’s Folly did expose us to them, revealed in the most horrible and immediate way possible the very real threat waiting in those rocky peaks. To think we would have been left alone had the Azure Day not invaded their territory is shortsighted and foolish, and it ignores decades of wraith attacks along the scattered mountain settlements prior to Matheson’s train — not called wraiths, of course, and chalked up to superstition or drunks going missing in the dead of night, a few humans lost each year, but this was the work wraiths all the same. It was they who invaded us. The steam-train was one attack of many; in its sacrifice, we at least came face to face at last with the enemy.

And now that we know where they live, we can perhaps finally remake this planet in our image. The war still wages on, but their advantage is gone, and soon the tide will turn. Soon, we will eradicate them all and take those parts of this world that have been denied us since the original colony ships arrived several hundred years ago.

The Barnes & Noble we meet at, where we’ve been meeting for years, is closing by the end of the year thanks to rising rents. So we’ll have to find someplace new in the new year.

Vacation day one

Not a super eventful day, beyond some running around in the morning to the post office.

…where, I have to say, some people are just insanely impatient. “No wonder they’re going bankrupt,” several seniors in front of me groused to themselves, when faced with the prospect that, at the single busiest shipping time of year, they might actually be asked to stand in a line for all of five minutes. Not everything about the local post office, or the post office in general, thrills me, but we still pay a ridiculously low postage rate for better than not service. And just because your horribly important morning is compromised when you have to wait a few minutes to buy Christmas stamps…well, just be quiet, okay? This is actually why the post office is in so much trouble. Could individual services be improved? Could they hire a few more staff for busy pre-holiday weekends? Sure, but they don’t have the money for it. And you grousing honestly isn’t making anything better. You’re just being smug and self-righteous and, quite frankly, annoying…

But I digress.

Beyond that, I spent the day hanging out with the dog, while my mother was out and my father was leading Boy Scouts on a hike around Manhattan. I spent the time watching Fair Game and Limitless, both of which were pretty good if not entirely remarkable.

And that was my Saturday. One day of vacation down, fifteen more to go.