June 9th

No sooner had I woken up this morning than I sprained my ankle. I’m still not quite sure how I did it, or even if a sprain’s really what it was, since I was pretty much fine by the time I got to work. But I was a little iffy on my right foot for awhile there, unable to put all of my weight on it.

Other than that, it was just a cold(er) and rainy day here.

Wednesday various

  • Stieg Larsson is turning out to be an incredibly prolific dead man.
  • Scientists have created software that can recognize sarcasm. Now if we could just figure out a way to transfer that ability to more people… [via]
  • Whatever your feelings about deaf culture and cochlear implants — personally, I sympathize, but I still believe deafness is a disability — it’s hard not to be a little moved by this video of an eight-month-old deaf baby hearing sound for the first time. [via]
  • And that child later would grow up to be…Iron Baby.
  • And finally, Lorne Michaels on being Canadian and comedic [via]:

    “I think that Canadians have an incredible reverence for authority and regard for authority, and I think one of the healthy ways that it’s challenged is through questioning it, through the polite hostility of comedy. It’s allowed. It’s not encouraged, but it’s definitely allowed, and you stand very little chance of being shot.”

To BEA or not to BEA

So I don’t know about you, but the big thing I did today was attend BookExpo America.

Yesterday evening, just before I left for the day, there were whispers that a few badges might be floating around the office. We don’t attend as an exhibitor (which I find a little weird, even with the Expo’s heavy focus on trade publishing), but when it’s in New York, we do sometimes put in an appearance. And sure enough, this morning there was a sign-up sheet for anyone interested in using one of three badges to attend. The BEA isn’t open to the public, and I’ve never been to it before, so I was really interested in getting a badge, even if I’d only get to use it for a couple of hours.

Almost no one else had signed up for any of the morning or early-afternoon slots — just one other person before me — so I had to track down one of the people who’d attended yesterday to get a badge. I’d taken the 11 am to 1 pm shift, so I decided to walk over to the Jacob Javits Center around 10:45. It was a little hot and muggy for that long a walk, maybe, but a cab ride’s expensive and the subway probably wouldn’t have saved me much time. (And I probably still would have had to walk. Our office isn’t right next to any subway stops.) And then I spent the next couple of hours just walking around the exhibit hall, picking up the occasional freebie and just taking it all in.

I’ve heard that this year’s Expo was a much diminished thing, smaller and shorter than in years past, but I can’t speak to that. The biggest convention I’ve ever been to (with the exception of a New York sf/comic con when I was much younger) in the American Psychological Association‘s, a couple of years ago in Washington, D.C. At the time, I thought that was pretty big, with the vast resources and constructions of drug companies on display. (Eli Lilly, for instance, had a Starbucks in their booth.) This wasn’t quite that extravagant, but it was significantly bigger and more impressive.

Then again, the last conference I attended as an exhibitor, it was just us and one other publisher, with tables outside the hotel’s meeting rooms.

I picked up some free stuff — a kazoo, a book light and pad, a T-shirt advertising Tom Clancy’s newest book, another different book about urban farming. And I saw a few people I recognized, like actress Bernadette Peters, skateboarder Tony Hawk, and publishers/editors Gavin Grant and Ellen Datlow. I also saw someone dressed up as Olivia the Pig. (Someone working for the publisher, that is. This isn’t ComicCon.) I kind of wish I’d picked up the courage to say hello, but that pig, man, she’s a rock star.

I met the next group around 1 pm, to hand over my badge, and then I walked back to the office. I grabbed a quick bite to eat for lunch — hot dogs from a street vendor, something I very rarely buy — and got back to the office just in time for the dullest information session I’ve ever attended. Several of us left, an hour and a half into it, when it became clear the session was just going to continue covering things we already knew, or didn’t need to know, and do so in the most drawn-out way imaginable. The person leading the session seemed nice enough, and it was useful enough information — the half we needed know, and already knew, that is — but I was definitely reminded why I’d originally planned on skipping the session altogether. It certainly wasn’t anywhere as much fun as the BookExpo.

Other than that, my father had another doctor’s appointment this evening — his eye troubles from awhile back might be worsening, unfortunately — so we ate out again at a local Thai place. The restaurant wasn’t remarkable — but was very slow — but my garlic shrimp were quite tasty. It seemed very much like a pale imitation of a Thai restaurant much closer to home, though I did quite like the tamarind candy they had instead of mints at the door.

Anyway, that was my day. I’m looking forward to Friday and another three-day weekend.

Friday

I started off today with an early-morning dentist appointment, for my six-month checkup and regular cleaning. It went well, in so far as there’s nothing wrong with my teeth, no cavities or gum disease or even too much tartar, but the whole thing took considerably longer than I’d expected, or at least had hoped. I spent more time in the waiting room than anything else — although, admittedly, I spent some of it reading reading an interesting article in the latest issue of Discover, about the possibility that DNA-embedded viruses are the root cause of schizophrenia (as well as bipolar disorder, multiple sclerosis, and some other diseases).

I spent considerably less time actually in the dentist’s chair, except for the time when I was getting my teeth x-rayed, which seemed to go on forever. (I have a narrow mouth, the technician cheerfully informed me, as my gag reflex conspired against the both of us and made a couple of repeat attempts necessary. She also informed me that these were safer than medical x-rays, a lower dose of radiation, and we could take up twenty of them without it being a problem. I’m not sure about that math, even if in general she’s probably correct, but dear god, I thought, we’re not actually going to test this awful theory out, are we?)

I was a little annoyed when I scheduled my next six-month appointment and the receptionist asked if I’d like another 8:30 appointment. “Well actually,” I wanted to tell her, “my appointment today was for eight o’clock. You just kept me waiting around for forty-five minutes.” (Doctors and dentists seem like the only people who can get away with this kind of thing.) But I just scheduled an appointment late in the day, some Thursday in November.

After that, I came home — my dentist is just five minutes away, actually — and killed some time before my late train into Manhattan. I took the dog out to pee, played around with the iPad, and spoke with my mother, who’s feeling considerably better. She’s still not 100%, but she’s much more alert, and she was even up and around a little bit today. I think the worst of the pneumonia is past.

I got into the office around 11:30, which is always a weird thing to do, and an hour later we had our annual — or semi-annual; I forget how often these things happen — recognition luncheon. It wasn’t quite as swanky as the one we had last September, which was on a boat. But there was good food, and we each got $10 gift cards for Target, so I can’t complain. Of course, I’ve never actually won one of these recognition awards…and those came with $100 gift cards… Oh well. There’s always next time. One lives (and works) in hope.

Beyond that, not much to report.

Wednesday

It was unseasonably cold here today. Maybe not as cold as in some parts — my father said yesterday the news was reporting snow in my old central Pennsylvanian stomping grounds — but chilly nevertheless. My mom is still sick, but with the confirmation today that it is pneumonia, we’re hoping that rest and antibiotics will have her feeling better soon.

Meanwhile, my day was about the same as yesterday, except for a “brown bag” lunch we had at work today. We have these on occasion, where they invite a guest speaker and give everyone who attends the talk a free lunch of sandwiches or pizza. Today was the latter, and a talk on book publicity. It turned out to be a fairly interesting topic, with an engaging speaker — neither of which are guaranteed when attending these things. Of course, it was helped along by visual aids that included a clip of one of his authors on The Colbert Report. But hey, that and free pizza ain’t half bad.

In other news, I stayed up much too late last night watching yesterday’s episode of Lost, which a lot of people seem to have really hated. Honestly, I can see where they’re coming from — it focuses on two (relatively) minor characters and offers a lot of non-answers (or simply more questions) as answers for the show’s central mysteries — but the truth is, I really liked it. There are plenty of answers I wish it had given, plenty of mysteries that I wish had been explained. But I keep coming back to something Noel Murray wrote in a comment to his AV Club review:

For me it goes back to the idea that the story keeps repeating. It doesn’t “explain” anything necessarily — if anything, it raises more questions — but in a show where incidents and images and lines recur, the idea that even the central “hero” and “villain” of the piece come from a fractured background just like the 815ers makes the endgame more meaningful. It’s no longer a war between Good God and Bad God. It’s just a continuation of an ancient struggle that makes even the people who claim to be doing the right thing into terrible, terrible people.

Lots of people, including Murray, have been insisting for a long time that the show can’t help but disappoint in its final season, that anyone looking for some perfect closure or understanding of exactly what happened is going to be let down. I think “Across the Sea” may be the first time that’s really sinking in for some folks.

Me, I really enjoyed the episode. I don’t know yet what exactly it means for the last few hours to come, but I’m eager to find out.