Well, Reblogger is once again working (for which I am grateful), but it looks like any and all comments made before today have vanished. Oh well. You could of course, gentle readers, use this as an excuse to peruse my archives and comment again.

Again, my weekly horoscope from The Onion:

Aries: (March 21—April 19)

Reviews will claim you have “reinvented the coming-of-age story” and “singlehandedly raised the bar for first novels,” but you don’t recall doing anything.

I’m starting to really like these little e-mails from eHow.com. They’re never helpful–far from it–but they’re often amusing, and today is no exception:

How to kiss on a date: Connection refused.

How to flirt: An unexpected error occured.

How to know it’s the right time to have sex: Error getting pooled connection. Go back.

Oh well. I suppose something must be wrong with the website today, and I guess I’ll just have to wait until tomorrow to find out how to make myself irresistible to the opposite sex and how to choose a flattering hairstyle. It’s always something

Reblogger doesn’t seem to be working right now. So why not use this as an excuse to send me e-mail? I like getting e-mail. And I know you’re out there. Or I hope you’re out there. Is anyone out there? Man, it has not been a happy day. At least on Friday I get to do this again.

In an e-mail entitled “The best spam ever”, Lianna writes: “Attract Men with Bigger Breasts!” Good deal! I want a guy with at least a C cup…

And in other news, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! I have no plans (unless you can count seriously looking for another job as Halloween plans), and the closest I came to a costume are black socks with ghosts and ghouls on them. Maybe I’ll have some candycorn at lunch.