Vacation day two

Today was a pretty typical Sunday. I worked on the Sunday crossword and I went out to the movies with friends. We saw Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, which was quite entertaining, although considerably less so, I thought, than the first movie, and way to prone to director Guy Ritchie’s stylistic excess. (I could have down without a late-edition scene in the German forest, with explosions speeding up and slowing down and weird camera angles, altogether.)

And I wrote this, in my weekly writing group with those same friends. It was based on three words, chosen more or less at random by the three of us:

Its mammoth size and prodigious speed were, for many months before its official launch, the talk of high society, and the luxury train’s design had been a closely guarded secret, rumored to have cost the lives of a dozen men during construction, and to have sent at least one would-be competitor’s spies empty-handed to prison. First-class cabins were booked well in advance, sold out a full year before the last bolt had been tightened and the last rivet had been fastened, and by the time the great beast of an engine was maneuvered finally on to the tracks, not a single berth aboard was unaccounted for.

And yet, despite all of this — all the movie starlets and dignitaries taking passage aboard the rail, the money and attention lavished upon the project, the editorials at home and abroad praising the train’s construction and the genius of its chief architect and owner, Job Matheson — despite all of this and the many other reasons to rejoice at the Azure Day’s maiden voyage, it was in, in retrospect, inevitable that it never reach its final destination, that it become lost in the snowy mountain wastes it had been designed to traverse, and that it only emerge after several weeks to reveal everyone aboard it either dead or missing.

Piecing together what exactly went wrong, decoding the great and terrible tragedy of the Azure Day, is easier now that we have accepted certain facts, now that we no longer pretend the awful things that live in those mountains are not real, or that they do not have a taste for human flesh. And yet it is all too easy to dismiss Matheson and his compatriots, his benefactors and all those who signed on, unquestioningly, for his train’s first and only voyage. It is all too easy to look upon them all with scorn, to call it hubris and folly that killed over a hundred souls, and that moreover exposed us to those terrible creatures, those we now call wraiths (for want of a better word), with whom we have been at war for almost a century.

And yet, Matheson’s Folly did expose us to them, revealed in the most horrible and immediate way possible the very real threat waiting in those rocky peaks. To think we would have been left alone had the Azure Day not invaded their territory is shortsighted and foolish, and it ignores decades of wraith attacks along the scattered mountain settlements prior to Matheson’s train — not called wraiths, of course, and chalked up to superstition or drunks going missing in the dead of night, a few humans lost each year, but this was the work wraiths all the same. It was they who invaded us. The steam-train was one attack of many; in its sacrifice, we at least came face to face at last with the enemy.

And now that we know where they live, we can perhaps finally remake this planet in our image. The war still wages on, but their advantage is gone, and soon the tide will turn. Soon, we will eradicate them all and take those parts of this world that have been denied us since the original colony ships arrived several hundred years ago.

The Barnes & Noble we meet at, where we’ve been meeting for years, is closing by the end of the year thanks to rising rents. So we’ll have to find someplace new in the new year.

Vacation day one

Not a super eventful day, beyond some running around in the morning to the post office.

…where, I have to say, some people are just insanely impatient. “No wonder they’re going bankrupt,” several seniors in front of me groused to themselves, when faced with the prospect that, at the single busiest shipping time of year, they might actually be asked to stand in a line for all of five minutes. Not everything about the local post office, or the post office in general, thrills me, but we still pay a ridiculously low postage rate for better than not service. And just because your horribly important morning is compromised when you have to wait a few minutes to buy Christmas stamps…well, just be quiet, okay? This is actually why the post office is in so much trouble. Could individual services be improved? Could they hire a few more staff for busy pre-holiday weekends? Sure, but they don’t have the money for it. And you grousing honestly isn’t making anything better. You’re just being smug and self-righteous and, quite frankly, annoying…

But I digress.

Beyond that, I spent the day hanging out with the dog, while my mother was out and my father was leading Boy Scouts on a hike around Manhattan. I spent the time watching Fair Game and Limitless, both of which were pretty good if not entirely remarkable.

And that was my Saturday. One day of vacation down, fifteen more to go.

Where are you going, where have you been?

You may have noticed, a week ago, this blog — this entire website — disappeared. Or maybe you didn’t notice. Only one person got in touch to ask me about it, so maybe you don’t visit the site all that often, or you just thought it was a blog re-design gone a little haywire. It certainly was aggravating and unexpected for me, happening at just the wrong time last Friday morning. Regardless of whether anybody else noticed, this site did disappear, and was gone for several days in fact, when the domain name expired and was yanked out from under it.

I was at the office on Friday when I first noticed the problem, and then discovered — to my horror and chagrin — that I had indeed let the domain expire. Unfortunately, Network Solutions, with whom it was (and still is) registered, had my name on the account but did not have me listed as the primary administrative contact. They had Dreamhost, my hosting provider, for reasons that are still not entirely clear…and they had an out-of-work telephone number so couldn’t reach Dreamhost if they wanted to.

This, of course, all went down on Friday, when I had at best a couple of hours to deal with the situation. (While at the same time dealing with actual work, which has done anything but decrease as we rush to the end of the calendar year.) Last Friday, we took a group photo for our holiday greeting card, and then we left the office directly after that, a little after noon, to head downtown for our annual group lunch. Right after that, a little further downtown, we had our office holiday party. So, really, from the minute I left the office I wasn’t going to be able to do anything to resolve the
problem until the following Monday.

And I proceeded to get rather drunk at the holiday party, so I wasn’t in any shape to do anything about it then anyway. I wasn’t falling over or blacking out — I remember everything that happened, and I didn’t make a fool of myself or even wake up the next day with a hangover. But, for me, I drank a lot, more than I probably ever have in the past. I’m not much of a drinker, and really only a social one, and I genuinely didn’t like being that drunk. Again, I didn’t do anything embarrassing or dangerous — I just hung out with co-workers, then staggered home — but I really hadn’t been looking to get wasted.

Luckily, before all that, I was able to figure out with Network Solutions over the phone more or less what I needed to do, in order to get myself listed as the primary contact and thus be able to renew the domain name. It’s kind of a ridiculous process, actually, in which you fax or scan and e-mail a form to them saying, yep, I’m the primary contact, please change your records and let me do what I want with this site. The primary security measure seems to be that you print the form first on some kind of letterhead. Which, as I think anybody who’s ever used Microsoft Word for even half a minute will attest, isn’t a security measure of any real value. It’s basically saying, “This is legitimate because it came to us on pretty paper.”

You do have to provide identification, of course, like a scanned driver’s license and a paid utility bill, and while processing the change they do contact the current name in their records in case that person or company wants to challenge it. But it’s all a little ridiculous…even more so when I had to re-send the form because my name on it had to match my driver’s license exactly…and New York State just lists my last name and initials.

But, whatever. It’s finished now. Network Solutions temporarily restored the domain earlier in the week, and then by yesterday morning I was able to renew it, having been reinstated as the primary contact. (I went with the twenty-year renewal, by the way. I don’t know if we’ll even still have the internet by then, or if the zombie apocalypse will have finally happened, but that’s a problem for future Fred.) And I have to say, despite the ridiculousness of it, and the aggravation, Network Solutions was really quite helpful all along the way. (Well, except for the one guy who just repeated his name three times and then hung up on me.) Meanwhile, Dreamhost…well, I get their position — they really don’t have anything to do with the registration, and it was all in error. But they weren’t at all willing to work with me to clear up that fact with Network Solutions. Over the weekend, when I still wasn’t sure if I could clear it up, when I thought I might lose the site, or have to wait weeks for it to back into the domain pool where I could maybe pick it up again, that kind of ticked me off.

But again, it’s over now. I probably could have posted before now, and for a while I was feeling a little disconnected from my life by not being able to comment on it, not being able to blog. But it was also nice to take a short break from it.

I’m on an extended break from work now, off for the next sixteen days thanks to some accumulated vacation days and strategic placement of Christmas and New Year’s. I’m looking forward to it. I’ve got some stuff to do, for Christmas and for Kaleidotrope — launching again in January — but I’m looking forward to the time off.

Now as long as my domain doesn’t disappear out from under me again…

Through with Thursday

Today was a pretty good day, all things considered. More meetings and presentations to attend at work, but both of today’s going a lot better than I think I worried they might. I mean, sure, I forgot my ID badge at home this morning, and the temporary one they issued me in the lobby didn’t work on our own doors or ID-locked printers. And sure, I saw a fight almost erupt over who had the right of way at the subway turnstile at Penn Station this evening. But all in all, it wasn’t a bad Thursday.

We also had the trimming of the tree in our reception area. Don’t tell anyone, but I sneaked a candy cane even though I didn’t really help with the decortions.

Tomorrow is going to be a busy morning, followed by our group’s annual holiday lunch, then followed by our office’s annual holiday party. I won’t be anywhere near the office from at least noon on.

Rainy Wednesday

A normal, if rainy, middle-of-the-week, middle-of-the-road kind of day. It was broken up only by a surprisingly really informative presentation about the higher education model in the United Kingdom. (Short version: it’s very different from the model here in the U.S., both from a student’s and a bookseller’s perspective.)