From an interview with Robert Burrows, the author of the worst book in the world.

Found through Angels from Another Pin.

ABC is airing what TV Guide calls a “Survivoresque reality series”, entitled I’m a Celebrity — Get Me Out of Here!. Its “contestants” include Bruce Jenner, Melissa Rivers, Robin Leach, Tyson Beckford, Alana Stewart, “Downtown” Julie Brown and Stuttering John (Melendez). I tell ya, pure evil knows no bounds.

Addendum: I like my neighbors, who let me borrow their shovel. But I still hate snow.

More winter photographs from today. Did I mention that I hate snow?

I would just like to state for the record that I now hate hate hate snow. My car is buried beneath about a foot and a half of it, and of course I don’t own a shovel.

I did get the day off from work, but that’s little consolation considering I couldn’t get there even if I tried.