Every now and then, as long-time readers probably know, I make a plea for submissions to the webzine I want to start. It’s mentioned briefly in the sidebar, but I thought I’d mention it once again. Nothing much ever seems to come of it (maybe I’m not asking in the right place; maybe I need a clearer focus), but I figure it couldn’t hurt to ask around. Lately, I’ve been leaning towards a sci-fi/fantasy bent to the zine, but I worry that by limiting myself like that I’ll get even fewer submissions than I got in the past. Anyway, if you’re interested (or can suggest people who might be), please let me know.

Some recent search referrals:

My actual website seems hopelessly boring by comparison.

Through the magic of my boss finally installing Adobe Acrobat on our two computers, the first five six issues of this semester’s Completely Different (the newsletter of the Penn State Monty Python Society) are now online in PDF format. If it has my name attached, I wrote it. If it has no name attached, I wrote it. If it has an obviously fake name attached (like Jojo Monkeyboy), I wrote it. Just so you have an idea of what I am writing when I should probably concentrate on other things.

I’m worried that this isn’t satire. This, of course, is just plain stupid, since its basic argument could be used to justify any action.

These letters would upset me so much — it’s a student newspaper after all — if I didn’t see much of the same thing repeated in the rest of the nation’s news.

For the person who came here wondering “where is Cory Feldman now?”, let me just say this much: he isn’t here.