When I took this job, nobody told me there was going to be math involved. I was an English major, for pete’s sake; it’s all we can do to correctly add short columns of small numbers together.
Torture is apparently now an acceptable means of interrogation, just so long as the police never officially charge you with anything. So, apparently, those who are innocent have the most to fear.
Found through This Modern World.
Is space for Americans only? Found through Metafilter.