Will the real Zadie Smith please stand up?
You, too, Erykah Badu.
Meanwhile, at stately Wayne Manor…
Or does it? Riddle me this, Batman:
Links courtesy of fellow capper PrezGAR. I’m assuming the first one was simply incorrect, but, for articles only an hour or so apart, that’s quite a discrepancy.
I’m no fire marshall or anything, but I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest there’s probably a recognizable difference between a house gutted by flames and a house completely untouched by them.
Authorities should look into whether Superman has an alibi for that evening. After all, as time and time again have shown, Superman is a dick.
The subject header on the spam below says, “Economy is much better now,” but I don’t know about that:
Wall Street finished a lackluster session with modest gains Friday as stronger-than-expected economic data helped investors rebound slightly from their disappointment with the Federal Reserve’s latest policy statement. The major indexes finished the week narrowly higher.
Kootenai County Sheriff Rocky Watson said Monday that “possible” human remains had been found at a site in western Montana, and would be sent to the FBI crime lab in Virginia for DNA analysis. That is expected to take three days.
Looks like it took a pretty morbid turn for the worse there, if you ask me.
For maybe a week, I would occasionally see, out of the corner of my eye, a small shape dart across the floor of the office across the hall at work. I wasn’t sure what it was, or even that it wasn’t just a trick of the light, but I thought maybe if anything it was a small mouse.
I’m not sure I’m glad to learn I wasn’t imagining it.