Meanwhile, at stately Wayne Manor…

“Batman” house escapes damage in Pasadena fire

Or does it? Riddle me this, Batman:

Fire Guts ‘Batman’ Mansion

Links courtesy of fellow capper PrezGAR. I’m assuming the first one was simply incorrect, but, for articles only an hour or so apart, that’s quite a discrepancy.

I’m no fire marshall or anything, but I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest there’s probably a recognizable difference between a house gutted by flames and a house completely untouched by them.

Authorities should look into whether Superman has an alibi for that evening. After all, as time and time again have shown, Superman is a dick.