That’s one way of putting it

Zach Handlen on G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

Sommers’ action sequences have been degrading rapidly since his remake of The Mummy, becoming so disconnected from anything even remotely resembling real-world physics and cause and effect that it’s like watching drunken balloon animals fuck.

I haven’t seen the movie, but the clips Handlen provides make me nostalgic for the comparatively gritty and realistic original cartoon.