Just a thought

Bush’s farewell address tonight was like the senior class president apologizing for date-raping the prom queen and burning down the gym, while suggesting that all his hard work on the decorations and fruit punch he spiked made it okay.

3 thoughts on “Just a thought

  1. Actually “apologize” is probably the wrong word. Prom queens may have been date-raped, and gymnasiums may have been reduced to burning cinders, and yes, that’s unfortunate if it happened, but things could have been much worse if we hadn’t scored a kick-ass DJ and some killer party balloons.

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