Sunday

I took another long weekend starting this Thursday. I didn’t do a whole lot with it, didn’t go anywhere more exciting than the dry cleaners, but it was nice to have a few days of just hanging out. I watched several episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, which is funny and weird and which my only sporadic listening to the podcast version hadn’t really prepared me for. I also watched a few episodes of Columbo, which, maybe surprisingly, still really holds up.

I also watched Julia, starring Jane Fonda, Vanessa Redgrave, and Jason Robards. All three of them were nominated for Oscars for the movie, and it seems a little strange that Fonda is the only one of them who lost. Robards and Redgrave are both good, but they’re each only in the film for a small handful of scenes, and for my money Fonda’s a lot better. (Meryl Streep also pops up; it’s her first film role.) That said, I can’t really claim to have enjoyed it, and it’s a strange duck of a movie, not least of all because it’s quite possibly all untrue.

On Saturday afternoon I drove out to the airport to pick up my parents. They’d been away for a couple of weeks on vacation in France — ah, the joys of retirement — and came back bearing gifts of Belgian chocolates and T-shirts.

Last night, I watched The Last Picture Show, which I’ve had out from Netflix for way too long. Wikipedia informs me, coincidentally enough, that “Julia was the first film to win both supporting actor categories since The Last Picture Show six years earlier in 1971.” (I hadn’t planned my movie-watching that way.) The winners for Last Picture Show were Ben Johnson and Cloris Leachman, and they’re both really good. Not a lot to say, but I really liked the movie.

No movies today — I passed up a chance to go see the new Transformers movie, which seemed like the smart play. Instead, I finished putting together the newest issue of Kaleidotrope. I’m really pleased with it, not least of all because of the (triumphant?) return of the horoscopes and fake advice column. There’s also some really great short stories and poems and a cartoon. I hope you’ll check it out.

And with my weekly writing group, I wrote this:

We were supposed to meet Franklin at the mouth of the cave, sometime around noon, but by the time we finally got there at half past, he was already gone. We could see that he’d been there, from the fresh ashes in a nearby circle of stones and the tin coffee cup tossed atop them, but of Franklin himself there was no other sign or note. Still, we weren’t worried — or at least I wasn’t.

“He probably just got impatient and decided go on ahead of us,” I told Sarah. “You know how your brother is.”

“That’s actually the only reason I’m here at all,” she said. “Because I know how my brother is.”

When Franklin had called us a week ago, it had been a surprise, the first time in maybe half a year that we’d heard from him. There’d been semi-regular reports from his doctors, whether or not his progress was any good, and presumably his and Sarah’s mother was still visiting him, if she could ever pull herself from the bottom of a bottle. But we hadn’t spoken to the kid since January, and hadn’t actually been in the same room with him since before Christmas, when he’d started having what had seemed like the worst of the attacks. When he asked us to meet him back at the cave — “you remember, don’t you, Mark?” he asked me — it wouldn’t be a stretch to say that we were hesitant.

“You’re out, Frank?” Sarah asked him. “How can you be out?”

I was on the other phone in the den, and I remember thinking we had a bad connection, because they both sounded so distant, like voices in another room, and I could hardly hear her brother talk. I could hardly hear him at all when he said, “We have to go back to the cave.”

“You’re not calling from the hospital?” Sarah asked. “Does Mom know you’re out?”

“I’m going to be there tomorrow,” Franklin said, like that answered anything. “At noon? I need you guys to be there too.”

And with that, he was gone. I let the click echo for a minute, wondering if Sarah was still there, and then I said, “Honey, I’m coming upstairs.”

Now we were here, back where it had started. This was where I’d met them both, six years earlier, and it had been shortly after that that we’d started seeing signs of Franklin’s illness. How long had he been trapped down there in the dark of the cave? It couldn’t have been more than an hour, but the doctors had called it a “precipitating factor,” or something like that. I knew for a fact they wouldn’t have allowed him to come back here.

Not entirely sure what to make of it, and it doesn’t really connect with the prompt I supplied (except maybe in my head), but it’s something at least.

Back to work tomorrow, and back to the office. Though I usually work from home on Mondays, we’re closed on Friday for the holiday, and we don’t get to take the Mondays when that happens.

Random 10 6-28-14

Last week. This week:

  1. “Kodachrome” by Paul Simon, guessed by Clayton
    I can read the writing on the wall
  2. “Things Have Changed” by Bob Dylan
    Just for a second there I thought I saw something move
  3. “People Are Strange” by the Doors, guessed by Betty
    No one remembers your name
  4. “China Girl” by Anna Ternheim (orig. Iggy Pop, David Bowie), guessed by Betty
    I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
  5. “China Girl” by Anna Ternheim (orig. Iggy Pop, David Bowie), guessed by Betty
    I feel a-tragic like I’m Marlon Brando
  6. “The Ghosts That Haunt Me” by Crash Test Dummies
    There will come a time I fear when all my days are done
  7. “Join Me in L.A.” by Warren Zevon
    It was midnight in Topanga
  8. “Valentine’s Day Is Over” by Billy Bragg
    Poetry and flowers, pretty words and threats
  9. “Carl Perkins’ Cadillac” by Drive-By Truckers
    Nashville is where you go to see if what they said is so
  10. “Tulsa Time” by Don Williams
    Well there I was in Hollywood wishin’ I was doin’ good

A day late, perhaps, but I didn’t hear any complaints. Good luck!

Sunday

I did some cleaning yesterday, which is about as exciting as it got.

Today, I had my weekly free-writing group. And, well, the prompt was a little weird, but I had fun with it nevertheless:

“Children and the elderly go first,” the robot man said. There were gears inexpertly grafted to its face, a clockwork mechanism that let the human jaw beneath poorly mimic human speech.

You chose this? Manny thought, eyeing the metal thing and its patchwork of sheet metal and flesh, a rusting constellation of rivets scarred across its receding hairline. A hundred years ago you stepped through this very same time gate and let whoever’s on the other side do that to you. They said, let us strip off your humanity and and replace it with leaking motor oil, burnt spark plugs, soldered-on transistors, and you said sure. If the stories are true, you signed up for this, you and all the other temporal borgs watching over the gate.

At least the four of us didn’t have a choice in the matter. We’re going through the gate if we want to or not.

“There aren’t any elderly or children here,” said the Professor. He’d introduced himself, Conrad something, but Manny still thought he looked like a professor decked out in tweed. He was just missing the chalk dust stains and the elbow patches. “Perhaps we should just go through one at a time?”

“Doesn’t it make more sense for me to go first?” Ms. Earth asked, twirling a lock of her blonde hair and unnecessarily moistening her lips with her tongue. Watching her preen for cameras that were no longer there, Manny almost laughed. Only a girlish giggle would have been more transparent.

“What’re you doing, honey?” Abigail, the fourth in their little group of prisoners, asked with a heavy sigh. “The beauty pageant’s long done with. It’s not like Gearface over there’s gonna fall for your act.”

“I’m just saying,” the one-time beauty queen said, glaring at the older woman, “if we want to put our best foot forward with the Architects, maybe we should lean on the one of us who has some experience with public speaking.”

“Yeah,” Abigail said, “and who knows, maybe there’ll be a swimsuit competition.”

“C’mon now,” said Ms. World — whose real name, Manny now remembered, was Melody — “I just meant that — “

“Children and the elderly go first,” the temporal borg repeated, stepping in front of the time portal.

“Do you think if we don’t follow the rules it won’t let us go through at all?” the Professor asked.

“Now that’d be a real shame,” Abigail said.

“They’re not going to let us go back to what we were doing before,” Manny said, surprising even himself. “The Architects don’t let anybody go once they’ve chosen.”

“The kid isn’t wrong,” the Professor said. “Everybody goes into the future eventually.” He looked at Manny as if sizing him up. “He’s also as close to ’children’ as we get,” he said. “He and you should probably go through first.”

“And me?” Abigail asked. “Just who do you think you’re calling elderly?”

“It’s just relative,” the Professor said.

Everything is awesome

I had a pretty good day.

I’ll admit, I’ve been ignoring this blog somewhat of late. Since the beginning of June, some twenty days ago now, I’ve only posted here five times. And three of those posts were lyrics quizzes. While those are (relatively speaking) my most popular posts, they’re not exactly personal or content-heavy.

But there just hasn’t, frankly, been a whole lot of content going on in my life right now. There’s lots to do at work, but the mad rush that marked the beginning of the year has slowed down, as I’ve handed books over to production, and I’ve even managed to take a couple of days off this week. (Today, Friday, marks second day of my four-day weekend.) I expect lots of small crises to continue between now and the fall, but I’m hoping it won’t start getting really hectic again until sometime in October. (I’m going to Banff for two weeks at the end of September, so it had better got get hectic then if it knows what’s good for it.)

I’ve been writing some, but struggling with it, knowing where I want to go with a couple of stories but not really sure how to get there, and struggling also with that thing I always do, editing too much as I go along. (This is why I have too few finished first drafts, but it’s a hard part of my brain to turn off.) My weekly free-writing group didn’t happen last week, hence the lack of a sixth post here for June.

But again, today was a pretty good day.

I woke up around six o’clock and took the dog for a walk, then decided instead of going back to sleep, I’d finish reading Caliban’s War by James A. Corey. (The version on my Kindle said I only had about ten percent of the book left.) The Expanse books have really been terrific so far, and I have to thank Heather for recommending them. (I believe she’s already well into the just-published fourth book in the series, so no spoilers please.) I may take a short break, just to re-orient my brain and read something else, but the third book, Abbadon’s Gate is high up on my to-read pile. (Not literally; it’s on my Kindle. The way the second book ends, there was no way I was not going to immediately buy number three.)

I went for lunch this afternoon, indulging in a local sushi and Japanese buffet place I really like. Between the spicy tuna rolls, raw ginger, and wasabi, my sinuses have never been so clear. But I think I settled that I don’t care for raw octopus. The texture is just…no. Still, it was a good meal.

Then I came home to fold laundry and watch The Lego Movie. You know, as one does on his day off. The movie was a lot of fun, pretty clever, and I say that as somebody who’s never really be a Lego kind of guy. (I mean, I played with them, a little, when I was a kid, but Construx were always more my jam.) If you haven’t seen it, it’s where this post’s title comes from. (If you have seen it, sorry for getting that stuck in your head again.)

And I wrote. Of course, it wasn’t any of the short stories I’ve got percolating, but the silly fake advice column I’m revisiting for Kaleidotrope, but it felt good to get my brain working like that again. And though I’ve had no feedback on the two fake advice columns I’ve written so far — last spring and summer — I’m actually strangely proud of them. They, along with the horoscopes — which are surprisingly tough to write — represent the kind of thing I was to do more of with the zine.

Anyway, it was just a really relaxing yet productive day and I enjoyed it. I don’t know that I’ll have a lot more to post here tomorrow, but we’ll see if I can’t get at least a couple more posts in before the end of June.

Random 10 6-20-14

Last week. This week:

  1. “Positively 4th Street” by Lucinda Williams (orig. Bob Dylan), guessed by Clayton
    You got a lotta nerve to say you are my friend
  2. “The Wind Cries Mary” by Cassandra Wilson (orig. Jimi Hendrix), guessed by Clayton
    The traffic lights, they turn blue tomorrow
  3. “The Bridge I Burned” by Elvis Costello
    You said I used to be handsome if you screwed up your eyes
  4. “Dark as a Dungeon” by the Chieftans (orig. Merle Travis)
    Seek not your fortune in a dark dreary mine
  5. “You Really Got a Hold on Me” by She and Him (orig. the Miracles), guessed by Occupant
    Don’t wanna kiss you, but I need to
  6. “Hot” by Missy Elliott
    ‘Cause all you blowin’ up ya ass is some smoke
  7. “Ocean of Noise” by Calexico (orig. Arcade Fire)
    Now who here among us still believes in choice?
  8. “What a Job” by Devin the Dude (feat. Snoop Dogg & Andre 3000)
    This is for all the engineers who smoke weed
  9. “Bears” by Lyle Lovett, guessed by Clayton
    Me, I just bear up to my bewildered best
  10. “Heard it in a Love Song” by the Marshall Tucker Band, guessed by Clayton
    I ain’t never been with a woman long enough for my boots to get old

Good luck!