As a sociological experiment, the Associated Press’ recent decision to ban stories on Paris Hilton for a week is a really interesting idea. Ethically, however, it is maybe a little suspect:

It turned out that people noticed plenty — but not in the way that might have been expected. None of the thousands of media outlets that depend on AP called in asking for a Paris Hilton story. No one felt a newsworthy event had been ignored. (To be fair, nothing too out-of-the-ordinary happened in the Hilton universe.)

The reaction was to the idea of the ban, not the effects of it. There was some internal hand-wringing. Some felt we were tinkering dangerously with the news. Whom, they asked, would we ban next? Others loved the idea. “I vote we do the same for North Korea,” one AP writer said facetiously.

A world without Paris Hilton in the news would be a much better place, I agree, but I’m not sure that the AP is the one to make that decision, much less that an outright ban is the best way to accomplish it. Better, perhaps, simply not to run un-newsworthy stories than to effect a complete and total blackout. In Paris Hilton’s case, I think the AP might find that the results are essentially the same.

Link via Neatorama.

I’d just like to say that I’ve never forgotten any of the manuscripts I work on sitting at the train station:

Martha Oster, 27, said she was “amazed” when she found the 134-page manuscript lying on a bench at Balham station on Wednesday night.

Simon Prosser, of Penguin, said it was accidentally left by someone who works for the publishing house.

It’s simple human error, but imagine if this had been something like the upcoming final Harry Potter book.

Link via Ed Champion.

It’s Friday, so it must be time for this:

  1. “Apology Song” by the Decemberists
    Somehow I don’t think I’ll be getting off that easily
  2. “Chain of Fools” by Aretha Franklin, guessed by Kim
    My father said come on home
  3. “Birthday” by the Beatles, guessed by Kim
    Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
  4. “Empty Chairs” by Don McLean
    Moonlight used to bathe the contours of your face
  5. “Tramp the Dirt Down” Elvis Costello
    Margaret was her madam
  6. “Love Will Keep Us Alive” by the Eagles, guessed by Kim
    There’s no more emptiness inside
  7. “Lumberjack Song” (German) by Monty Python
    Ich schlüpf in Frauenkleider
  8. “Fire/Sign” by the Gossip
    But Mary she don’t feel smart
  9. “Set the Fire to the Third Bar” by Snow Patrol w/ Martha Wainwright
    I find the map and draw a straight line
  10. “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen, guessed by Kim
    That’s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

Guess the lyric — what harm could it do? As always, good luck! Answers to last week’s will be posted tomorrow, with any luck.