Ah, New York:

According to the New York Post, New York City is preparing to unveil its own signature brand of free condoms.

They’ll reportedly be wrapped in different colored foils, representing each of the city’s subway lines. Officials believe New York will be the first city to have its own signature line of condoms.

Because nothin’ says hot lovin’ like the New York City subways!

I wonder if they’ll consider combining it Gawker’s New York City Subway Smell Map… God, I hope not.

Okay. I don’t watch Smallville. I saw the first couple of episodes and didn’t like the show — I remember someone described it accurately at the time as Kal-El’s Creek, and it felt very monster-of-the-week to me. I did somehow end up eagerly watching each episode of the third season, a couple of years later, but that interest flagged pretty quickly into the fourth — maybe because of Erica Durance’s annoying Lois Lane, maybe because of the silly and confusing witchcraft subplot — but, whatever the reason, I stopped watching the show early in year four. It’s now well into year six.

So I don’t know if they’ve actually addressed this or not. But a question in this Friday’s * like Peter David