Ah, New York:
According to the New York Post, New York City is preparing to unveil its own signature brand of free condoms.
They’ll reportedly be wrapped in different colored foils, representing each of the city’s subway lines. Officials believe New York will be the first city to have its own signature line of condoms.
Because nothin’ says hot lovin’ like the New York City subways!
I wonder if they’ll consider combining it Gawker’s New York City Subway Smell Map… God, I hope not.
You have to at least appreciate the symbolism. Just picture a train passing into a tunnel.
Of course, this is NY, so the trains often break down in the tunnels… And they never arrive at the station on time…
I want to stop thinking about this symbolically now, okay?