TV Squad reports:

Eriq La Salle is reuniting with NBC for “The Four Next Door,” an apocalyptic comedy project…[that] chronicles the exploits of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, who are forced to blend in and live among humans after arriving 10 ears too early for the end of the world.

War, famine, pestilence, death — wow, it’s just like Everybody Loves Raymond all over again!

What a lot of people seem to be forgetting about all this Snakes on a Plane hype is that it started mainly because nobody could believe that anyone would actually make such a stupid movie.

“So there’s snakes.”
“Yup.”
“On a plane.”
“Right.”
“And that’s the whole movie?”

The hype didn’t start because people thought, “hey cool, finally that serpent-aviation movie Hollywood has been promising us for decades.” It was an in-joke, first at the movie’s expense, and then one that the producers managed to capitalize on. (Not enough, from most reports, to actually make a good movie, but still.)

The hype wasn’t over the movie. The hype was dumbfounded amazement that such a movie would ever get made. Oh, and people like Samuel L. Jackson.

Of course, I didn’t see it, so I can’t really comment on quality. I went with friends to see the very funny Little Miss Sunshine instead.

They tell me it’s Friday again:

  1. You know her daddy gave her magic
    “Eyesight to the Blind” by the Who, guessed by Betty
  2. Got to hurry on back to my hotel room
    “When I Paint My Masterpiece” by Bob Dylan
  3. Just your typical prototype
  4. And all those other bastards were only practice
    “What Makes You Happy” by Liz Phair
  5. We smoked the last one an hour ago
    “America” by Simon & Garfunkel, guessed by Rob
  6. Highwaymen have made off with your creed
    “Abilene (The Eisenhower Waltz)” by Peter Mulvey
  7. You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good
    “Piece of My Heart” by Janis Joplin, guessed by Betty
  8. She could have kept her knees together
    “Kinder Murder” by Elvis Costello
  9. But my heart keeps calling me backwards
    “Jet Airliner” by Paul Pena (or the Steve Miller Band), guessed by Betty
  10. Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call
    “A Pirate Looks at Forty” by Jimmy Buffett, guessed by Betty

Guess the lyric, artist and title, win no prize. How can you continue to resist?

All the answers for last week and the week before have been posted. Better luck this week!