Month: May 2006

I just got some spam with the header “Want to Have More Time With Your Family?”

Here’s how:

  1. Get a top-level job with the Bush administration.
  2. Make such an incompetent mess of the job that they’ll have no choice but to “accept your resignation.” After a few months or years, of course. (Don’t worry. If Bush hired you, you’re probably already incompetent.)
  3. Voila! All the time in the world to spend with your family!

Feel free to alternate getting indicted by the grand jury, if you like. Your family ought to love that!