If there’s one consistent theme in my web stats, it’s your friend and mine, that lovable star of Police Academy 4 and Cocoon: The Return, Steve Guttenberg.

In my search referrer logs from the other day, there were requests for “steve guttenburg movies” and “scary movies with monkeys”. I can only hope there isn’t a film out there that’s both.

I’d post this over on 600 seconds, but that hasn’t been getting much play lately — my own fault as much as anyone’s — so here goes.

Your assignment, taken from my stats is to write the following: a “short story on film director who is immersed with thoughts”. Pencils ready? Go!

You know, I love Farscape, but I really hope I can rent this. I’m a fan of the earlier cast commentaries — they’re a big part of what first hooked me on the show — but I’m not too keen to buy a whole new set just so I can listen to new ones.