To the (I’m guessing here) expectant parent who came to my site in search of “baby names with fred”, I apologize that this is what you found. You’ll probably want to avoid at all costs the baby names that are actually suggested in the sketch.
To the people who came here looking for “nose pick”, “jennifer lopez’s favorite instrument”, “skewered breasts”, “moldy banana”, “expired inspection sticker excuse ideas”, and those damn nude photographs of Steve Guttenberg (which are not here)…well you folks pretty much deserve whatever it is you found.