I was looking at this Washington Post article again, partly because Bill Maher linked to it and partly because I honestly can’t believe this is what it comes down to: our justification for war was a bunch of doodles. Anyway, while I’m there, a small window pops up and asks if I’d like to take a quick Washington Post survey to let my opinions be heard. I figure, sure, why not? So I click the link. They asked me my gender, my year of birth, and my average annual income. That’s it.

That’s not a survey, buddy. That’s marketing research. Those aren’t “opinions” you’re looking for, they’re just demographics. At least have the nerve to be honest about it.

“Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon’s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.”

That’s from Fox News’ very own Bill O’Reilly. No wonder he sorta, kinda, maybe, but really didn’t win a Peabody Award. Found through Salon and their “Bill O’Reilly Bad Sex Writing Contest“.