Too many things to do, too little incentive to do them. Do I:

  • revise my boss’ CV, parts of which haven’t been substantially updated since 1999, and which I may not have all the necessary information to properly update now?
  • finish drafting a biographical sketch of my boss for his upcoming performance review, even though I may not have enough information to substantially alter that either?
  • fill out close to seventy-five US Mail customs forms so that I can prepare over one hundred books for shipping, no small feat when they all need to be put in separate envelopes going to different addresses, I have only two hands, and it’s raining?
  • finish scanning the program manual that will not scan and whose equation-filled tables I have been slowly recreating piece by piece, going half-blind, half-mad in the process?
  • sign up for any number of professional development programs, including “Telephone Skills that Will ‘WOW’ Your Customers” and “What a Team, You and Your Supervisor”, just because I received a flyer and because it will get me out of the office?
  • go to Kinko’s to pick up the copies that will be mailed with the books?
  • bitch and moan about the work I have to do, how none of its particularly difficult, but how it all piles up and gets on my nerves?

I think it’s pretty obvious which one I chose. The books are going to have to wait. I don’t want to do this in the rain, and the customs forms are going to take quite some time to fill out. I know I said it feels like Thursday, but doesn’t the universe know it’s Friday? Why do I have all this work now?

It feels like Thursday, but, then again, I didn’t come to work on Monday so that’s thrown my whole week out of whack. Nevertheless, it’s time again for the Friday Five:

1. What are your favorite ways to relax and unwind? I caption, I read, I act silly with the Penn State Monty Python Society, I hide the bodies of people who get in my way and cause me stress. Just kidding.

2. What do you do the moment you get home from work/school/errands? Turn on my computer, change into something more comfortable, decide what I’m going to have for dinner.

3. What are your favorite aromatherapeutic smells? I have no idea.

4. Do you feel more relaxed with a group of friends or hanging out by yourself? I feel more relaxed by myself, but that’s boring and lonely.

5. What is something that you feel is relaxing but most people don’t? Captioning, reading, acting silly with the Monty Python Society, making lame jokes about hiding dead bodies. You know, that sort of thing.