There’s something a little unsettling about these new commercials for Denny’s with Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. Maybe it’s the fact that they’re eating sausage and bacon…

Maggie writes, or quotes, or whatever:

Me: Oh my God. They have individual little snack-size packs of ranch dressing now. Americans are disgusting. Is it too exhausting to pour it out of the bottle so you can dip stuff in it?
Guy 1: No, no. The foil tops make it easier to stick a straw in.

Sure, you laugh, but there’s probably somebody out there right now doing just that. Tonight, in the local supermarket, I saw blue french fries. Anything’s possible.