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I was flipping through channels for a few minutes before sensibly turning the television off, and I caught a brief exchange on C.S.I. about a DNA blood test. I actually heard one of the actors say “share and share alleles.” Science puns don’t get much worse than that.

According to my search referrers, someone out there wonders, “how can I make the furniture in Queen of the Damned?” I hadn’t even noticed there was furniture in Queen of the Damned. Of course, people have also been coming here in search of “pics of naked vampires”, “peg leg sex”, “jennifer lopez’s feet”, “pelvises”, “pictures of vagina shapes”, “steve guttenburg photos” and “sex in bellefonte pa”, so this may not be the most well-adjusted bunch that’s out there.

I’m not sure I understand why spammers sometimes change the date of their e-mail so that it goes to the back of someone’s in-box. For instance, just today I received two messages that appeared to come from both January and February of last year. Do they think that if I don’t see the message right away, I’ll be less inclined to delete it? Do they think that I’ll at some point accidentally sort my e-mail in reverse order and decide I just have to open their message because it’s the first one I see? Do they think I’ll actually believe it arrived when it says it did and that it wasn’t deleted then because I wanted to keep it, much less follow through and send them money?

Or (and I now realize this is probably closer to the truth), are they just too stupid to figure out how to change the time and date settings on their own computers?