You know, when you write sketch comedy like this, you shouldn’t be too surprised when people discover it by searching Yahoo for “penile dwarfing”.

Although, in all honesty, most of my hits continue to be from this sketch and people in search of naked firefighters and pirate porn. Of which, shiver me timbers, I have none.

The spam just keeps on comin’. But y’know, I can’t think of any circumstances under which I’d be tempted to open “a special nice game” from someone named pottyscan2.

I’m sure at least one of my three or four readers must know how to fix a “000 java.net.UnknownHostException” error. Unfortunately, with the error making it impossible to publish anything to my weblog, it’s pretty difficult to ask.

And now that it seems to be working again (albeit a little slowly), there really isn’t much point.