Winter vacation, day 3

Another day, and a little more work on the short story. It’s sometimes like pulling teeth, but I think I recognize the mouth. (If that makes any sense.) And then it was a couple of movies.

First was Batman & Robin, which I’ve subjected myself to before but did this time with the Rifftrax commentary. (The movie is almost unbearable even with the funny mockery.) And then I closed the evening on a more serious note with The Hunger Games.

I thought the movie actually improved upon the book in some places, though notably not in the book’s best and most powerful scenes. I’m thinking this might be less of an issue in the sequels, as best scenes were in increasingly rarer supply. (I wasn’t too fond of Mockingjay, the third and final book.) This one felt simultaneously rushed and over-long, but it’s a well-painted future world with some good casting, so that helped. This is probably damning it with faint praise, but it was better than Batman & Robin. (Then again, there are certain types of cancer that are better than Batman & Robin.)

So that was my Wednesday. Including last weekend, I’ve now been off for five days, and there’s two whole weeks of it still ahead of me. Frankly, at this point, that seems a little ridiculous, but I’m not complaining.

Winter vacation, day 1

So I did go with Becket last night, and it was a terrific movie, not least of all because of Peter O’Toole’s performance as King Henry II. It earned him (along with co-star Richard Burton) a Best Actor nomination at that year’s Oscars. (With The Lion in Winter just four years later, O’Toole remains the only actor nominated twice for playing the same character in two different films.) The movie’s not completely historically accurate, but it’s a great film with two towering performances.

I can’t even jokingly say the same thing about Equilibrium, which I watched this evening and which is just laughably ridiculous. It’s also ridiculously entertaining, thanks largely to gun kata (an actual pseeudo-martial-art invented for the movie) and this image of a confused and horror-stricken Christian Bale holding a puppy. (Spoiler warnings at both links, I suppose.)

I definitely can’t say the same thing about Upside Down, which I watched after that. (Well, I took a short break to watch that episode of Star Trek where Kirk “fights” the Gorn.) The movie is ridiculous, but rarely in a good way, and it makes zero actual sense. I enjoyed live-tweeting both it and Equilibrium — it’s telling that Becket was good enough to keep me mostly off of Twitter while I was watching — but I’d only count the former in the “so bad it’s good” category.

I spent the rest of the day not doing a whole lot. I answered a couple of work e-mails over my phone, really just so a book wouldn’t get delayed going to the printer. I swear, beyond proofing a PDF of the book’s cover, there wasn’t a whole lot of actual work involved.

I finished reading Mockingjay, the last book in the Hunger Games trilogy, which I didn’t really love, or even necessarily like. With the second book in the series, which I also found disappointing but much less so, Suzanne Collins could have been accused of just doing more of the same. So maybe that’s why the third book feels like more of a departure…but lack of plot wouldn’t have been my first choice for trying something different.

I also did a little writing of my own. I didn’t progress too far in this short story I’m working on, but I poked around at it for an hour or so and expect to do more in the next couple of weeks.

And that was Monday, my first official day off in this two-weeks-plus vacation I’ve somehow lucked into.

Monday

I had to go into the office today, rather than work from home, but that’s only because I’ll be taking Friday off. I’ll actually be taking every Friday off in November, and a good number of them next month as well, as we wind down toward the end of the year.

Next year I think I need to better manage my vacation time…and actually take a vacation, not just a handful of days or a week when I do nothing much but sit at home and — this is what I did last month, anyway — become addicted to the TV show Scandal. I’m determined that next year will be the year I finally get my own apartment again — I moved back home just shy of ten years ago now — and that will eat into my disposable income. But I still think I need to go somewhere, and use up my vacation time in more creative ways than looking at the calendar and thinking, “Oh, I guess I could take those Fridays off…”

I mean, I like a good three-day weekend as much as the next guy, but there’s only so much you can do with them.

But anyway, going into the office today wasn’t so bad, its being a Monday notwithstanding. I’m moving to a nicer cubicle at the office, though IT has yet to switch my computer and phone over, so I’m kind of spread across the two workstations right now, my computer and phone (and me) in one, and all my books and files and whatnots in the other. Hopefully it’ll be sorted out before the end of the week.

One good thing about not working from home on Monday: I don’t have to carry my laptop home with me each weekend. (Or nearly miss my train every Friday because of ill-timed Windows updates.)

And finally, one of the textbooks I put into production this year, the first one I’ve worked on since joining the larger development group, has finally published, or at least arrived from the printer. That’s a great feeling, actually seeing this thing you worked on (and hopefully helped make better) and hold it in yours hands. I think it looks great, both with the content and how it looks, and I’m really hoping the author’s pleased and that the book sells really well. I’ve got two more books due before the end of the year, and another in late January, but this has been the first book I’ve developed that’s published in a while.

So, anyway, that’s pretty much Monday. I’ll just leave you with this. You can decide how accurate it actually is:

ageanalyzer

Ender of days

This afternoon, I went to my writing group and wrote this in the time allotted to us:

“If you’re going to raise a demon,” said Howard, “then you raise a demon. You do it right and by the book. This is no time for half measures.”

Daisy nodded, and mmhmmed, although she wasn’t really listening, and moreover she didn’t care if Howard knew it. This was her show as high priestess; she’d earned that title for whatever it was worth, and she wasn’t prepared to cede her authority to Howard just because he’d spent a few more lonely nights in the council library than anyone else. If the council had been looking to reward bookishness, then they would have given the book to Howard, now wouldn’t they, instead of handing the litany of rites and arcana over to her. Daisy respected his knowledge, and lord knew she’d have to lean on it a little when the time actually came, but for now Howard could take all his talk of half measures and demon raising and shove it up his pompous ass.

“Have we heard back from Cairo yet?” she asked him absently. The dig was a good three hour’s drive over land from the capital, she knew, but by now they should have heard something, anything, even rumor. What was that archaeologist’s name again — not the lead, but the one the council had secreted on to the team three months after their arrival in-country? Was it Winsome? Winstone? Daisy could ask Howard, but god, he would love that, wouldn’t he, her not knowing some key piece of information. And Cairo was critical to the success of the ritual, even more than any garden-variety demon raising that might need to be undertaken stateside, and Howard would have no hesitation reminding her about that over and over. It was just the woman’s name Daisy couldn’t remember — it was definitely something with a W, she was sure of that — but she wasn’t about to admit to any ignorance here and now.

“Nothing,” Howard said, “which as I’m sure you know is unusual. If they’ve run into some kind of difficulty at the tomb — “

“It’s too early for contingency plans,” said Daisy. “And you worry too much. Last we heard, everything was going just peachy.”

“That was before the dreamer awoke,” said Howard. “They’ve been transcribing new prophecy for the better part of an hour.”

“The dreamer,” Daisy snorted. “You old guys put way too much faith into the things that man says. If I smoked a half pound of hashish before bed I’d have some weird visions too. What was that one about all of the women with arms slicked to the elbow with oil and rice and tiny cubes of diced vegetable matter? It’s crazy. Show me a single ’dream’ of his that has led to anything tangible.”

“He found the old one’s tomb,” Howard said.

“That’s debatable,” said Daisy. “It’s a lot more likely the old one’s the one who found him.”

It’s probably not too difficult to figure out one of the writing prompts, shoehorned-in as it is there. (I picked it, so I have no one but myself to blame.)

After that, I went with the group to see Ender’s Game.

Before seeing it, my feelings about the movie were pretty complex, owing mostly to Card’s odious politics and extreme right-wing views. I thought about buying a ticket to a different movie, or boycotting it altogether. Although that would only be symbolic at best — John Scalzi rightly points out it would be hard to monetarily hurt Card at this point with one, or even millions, less ticket sales — there was a certain appeal to it. But I wasn’t really looking to make a symbolic gesture, and I think I can see the movie without it reading as an endorsement of Card’s backward views on homosexuality.

Then people on Twitter started talking about the book itself, and how it was bad, with its own breed of noxious politics. While less of a screed than Card’s more recent political writing, they argued that the book itself was worthy of derision and boycott.

I haven’t read the book since I was about Ender Wiggin’s age myself. I was tempted to try to find my old copy — I think it might be buried in a box in the basement — that temptation came only sometime this morning. (I mean, I did have that extra hour, but it was not to be.) From my memory of the book, though, I think those people are wrong, if only because the terrible things that are done to, and ultimately by, Wiggin in the book are not necessarily presented as a good thing. And — spoiler warning — he spends most of Speaker for the Dead, the sequel, trying to atone for the brutal genocide he’s ultimately (albeit somewhat unwittingly) responsible for in the first book. I’ve read Speaker (and Xenocide) more recently, and Card the man, with his baggage of views and politics, doesn’t really rear its ugly head.

The book’s not perfect, and I think maybe it does deserve a re-read from me at some point to better unpack those imperfections, but I remember liking it a lot, even if I was only about twelve at the time.

So my feelings were complex. A couple of days ago, on Twitter, I wrote: I will/won’t go see Ender’s Game because it doesn’t/does reflect the author’s original intent. Yeah, I think that about covers it.

After seeing the movie…well, it was okay.

Sunday

A quiet weekend, and a quiet Sunday. I wrote this with my weekly writing group:

Robert found the box, but it was Edie who pried it open, which she said entitled her to at least half of whatever they found inside. Robert started to argue, he said Edie was always doing that, but when he saw it was nothing but a sheet of paper at the bottom of the box he lost interest and said, “Fine, you can keep it. Just…tell me what it is?”

He was worried Edie might say something like, “What, can’t you read?” And she might laugh, which she sometimes did, like everything he did or said was some kind of big joke. But she just kept looking at the paper, which was yellowed and curled at the edges with age, but also filled from top to bottom with the black scrawl of words. Robert couldn’t make any of them out — he could read, if not well — but Edie was clearly amazed by whatever the thing said.

“I think it’s some of contract,” she told him. “It’s pretty short, but it’s all kind of…I dunno, legalese.”

“Uh huh,” Robert said, “that’s…” But that was what? He started to wonder if he’d maybe made a mistake; maybe the paper (or even the box) had some kind of value after all. They could bring it to, he didn’t know, auction or something. Maybe it had historical significance. People were always paying good money for old things, and maybe it didn’t matter if this was just a single sheet of paper if it was the last will and testament of Paul Revere or something like that. “That’s interesting,” he said.

“Get a load of this,” said Edie. “It’s a contract for somebody’s soul.”

Robert sighed, but out of relief more than anything else. So, okay, interesting, but that’s all that it was. Somebody’s idea of a joke, but nothing they could make any money off of. Let Edie keep it. He didn’t have to feel cheated, because there was nothing to be cheated out of. He smiled.

“It’s a contract from somebody selling their soul to the devil in May of 1976,” Edie said. “Somebody named — ” she scanned the page — “David Falconer.”

Robert sighed, this time he hoped a little more loudly. There had to be something here at the dump they could turn a profit on.

“’The bearer of this document is hereby granted full and binding custody of my earthly and mortal soul’” Edie read. “It’s signed and dated and everything.”

“Is it, whadyacallit, notarized?” Robert asked.

“He was selling it to the devil, but here it is.”

It’s more an idea than a story, but I like the idea.

Last night, I watched Cloud Atlas…and didn’t much like it. There are a couple of good movies lurking within it — I’m not spoiling anything by saying there are six loosely interconnected stories across many different time periods — but there’s also a lot that doesn’t work, most everything doesn’t work well together, and there’s also an over-abundance of very bad makeup. Seriously, I don’t know which was less convincing, the six-foot Hugo Weaving as a female nurse or the Korean-born Doona Bae as a redheaded American abolitionist. (I’ll go with Nurse Noakes, if only because she’s part of what is easily the film’s worst sequences.)

David Mitchell’s original novel, which I read and quite enjoyed back in 2006, creates connections between the characters and settings mostly through tricks of narrative nesting. I’m not sure the film benefits from making those connections literal, by having the same actors portray many different characters (often aided by that aforementioned makeup). It gets silly quickly, and repeatedly, which does not seem like the film’s intent. And I’m not entirely convinced that the message of “our lives are all connected and everything we do recurs” was necessarily the book’s intent, much less that we needed nearly three hours of prosthetic noses to get that message across.

But that was pretty much the extend of my weekend.