A is for atom that burns off your skin. B is for bunker, which we hide in. C is for cancer. A tumor’s your friend! D is for deterrence. Drop that ol’ A-bomb again! E is for everyone loves death from the skies! F is for fusion! Ouch, it’s burning my eyes!” G is for ‘Get down!’, which we foolishly shout. H is for hair. Look! Mine’s fallen out! I is for irradiate — it’ll make your skin glow! J is for jaundice. I think the cancer’s starting to show.

What can I say? I was alone briefly in the caption gallery, and this was running. I’m wondering if I should bother trying to finish it.