Via TV Squad, I learn that Heidi Montag, of MTV’s The Hills — which I feel fortunate to have never seen — recently compared herself to Jesus:
It began when she was accused of spreading rumors about an alleged sex tape of Lauren, another cast member. “I don’t even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me,” said Montag.
Funny, but I don’t remember Jesus’ sex tape rumors…
“Funny, but I don’t remember Jesus’ sex tape rumors…”
That’s too bad, because it was AWESOME! Like nothing I’ve ever seen!
Man, I feel dirty just thinking this…
I thought that’s what “The Da Vinci Code” was about…
Is it? I think I nodded off during that movie.
I thought that’s what “The Da Vinci LOAD†was about…
/fixed