[Rise of the Silver] Surfer seems committed to leave anyone over the age of 9 out of the equation.
The nine-year-olds in the audience I saw it with did seem to thoroughly enjoy themselves. Me? Well, not so much.
Which is not to say there’s anything wrong, necessarily, with being a movie only nine-year-old boys are going to love. I’m just saying: I’m not a nine-year-old boy anymore.