I put about as much faith in horoscopes as I do in online personality tests (see below), but I kind of like this one for Aries, which is what they tell me I am:
Happy Valentine’s Day, Aries! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love how skilled you are at wriggling free of unproductive jams. I admire the way you change yourself into a fresh creation when you’ve gone as far as you can with the old model. I am delighted by how robustly you rebel against your past and fling yourself open to the unpredictable sweep of the future. There are so many other ways I adore you, my dear, but there’s only room to mention one more: I am enchanted by how you always seem ready to build a castle in the wilderness if this world ever fails you.
Found through pool, Karawynn Long’s message board.