Not since Ethel Merman has there been this much hot air on Broadway.

I bet Condi’s kicking herself for not holding out for this instead of Spamalot.

And speaking of everybody’s favorite Secretery of State, Gawker offers this interesting interpretation:

We were admiring the Bushes and their impressive ability to remain optimistic — it must be something about the air in Kennebunkport, or maybe about the fact they have a Kennebunkport — when we started hearing an appropriate song waft through our head. Something about looking to the bright side. Something like:

Life’s a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ’em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the right side of life…

And we remembered: It’s in Spamalot.

Which means Condi was simply doing research.