A spam header right now in my mailbox: “Re: deceased’. Some nonsensicality emerged”

The spam in question unfortunately has nothing whatsoever to do with the dead emerging, zombified or not. Whatever happened to truth in advertising? If you promise zombies, you really should deliver on the zombies. Aparently the spam just wanted me to know that my “motrgage percent is fixed at a very high” — a fact the author of the message seems quite upset about, but which I think is frankly remarkable, given that I’ve never even bought a house.