A vacationary tale

I spent the day hanging around the house, in part waiting for a UPS delivery that didn’t show up until almost 8 p.m. And then, when it did show up, I had to do some quick work to keep it hidden, so as not to spoil a Christmas surprise.

But that’s okay, I had the day off, and it’s unlikely I would have done a whole lot more with it if I wasn’t expecting the delivery. I spent the doing a little reading, refilling the bird feeders in the yard, and watching Exit Through the Gift Shop, a fascinating documentary…or art project…or hoax. I think I agree with Roger Ebert on the question of the film’s authenticity: if it’s a hoax, it’s a ridiculously elaborate one, even by Banksy‘s standards, and to what end?

Last night, I watched a very different movie, the Canadian horror film Pontypool. As I wrote on Twitter directly afterward, the movie takes a weird and very unexpected turn maybe midway through, but I liked it a whole lot. It’s quite creepy and perfectly claustrophobic. I’m looking forward to listening to the radio drama, which was apparently commissioned at the same time, and maybe the original novel. (Though I’m seeing some suggestion the book is the second in a loose trilogy.) The movie was equal parts terrifying, thought-provoking, and strange — all things Canadian to a T.

But I kid!

The Years of Rice and Salt

Last Thursday, I finished reading Kim Stanley Robinson’s The Years of Rice and Salt. It’s a big book — nearly 800 pages in my paperback edition — but it took me even longer to read it than I expected. I think, in general, I enjoyed it, though I’m not entirely convinced it needed to be such a big book. Some spoilers may follow.

The novel is an alternate history, one that posits a deceptively simple question: what would happen if the Black Death, the plague that swept through Europe and Asia in the fourteenth century, had wiped out not just a third of Europe’s population, but a staggering 99%. How would the world that emerged, with Buddhist and Islamic cultures as the driving forces, have changed?

Robinson’s answer, detailed across centuries and continents from various on-the-ground points of view, seems to be: fundamentally? Not a whole lot. The specifics are different, of course — Chinese sailors discover America, for instance, and Christianity is an obscure and all but forgotten cult — but at heart, people are people, and Robinson’s history follows a relatively familiar trajectory. You can almost map our own history to the time line and maps that he provides.

In fact, late in the book, Robinson all but indicts the very idea of alternate history:

“It’s such a useless exercise,” Kirana reflected. “What if this had happened, what if that had happened, what if the Golden Horde had forced the Gansu Corridor at the start of the Long War, what if the Japanese had attacked China after retaking Japan, what if the Ming had kept their treasure fleet, what if we had discovered and conquered Yingzhou, what if Alexander the Great had not died young, on and on, and they all would have made enormous differences and yet it’s always entirely useless. These historians who talk about employing counterfactuals to bolster their theories, they’re ridiculous. Because no one knows why things happen, you see? Anything could follow from anything. Even real history tells us nothing at all. Because we don’t know if history is sensitive, and for want of a nail a civilization was lost, or if our mightiest acts are as petals on a flood, or something in between, or both at once. We just don’t know, and the what-ifs don’t help us figure that out.”

“Why do people like them so much, then?”

Kirana shrugged, took a drag on her cigarette. “More stories.”

And, in the end, that’s all Robinson’s book appears to be: more stories. The characters are continually being reborn — Kirana in one life, Kheim or Kokila (most likely) in others — and the sense of repetition that’s inherent in these reincarnations, even when the characters themselves are unaware of them, just further underlines the idea that we’ve seen all of this before and there is nothing new under the sun.

In the next, and final, section, Robinson writes:

“History!” he would say to them. “It’s a hard thing to get at. There is no easy way to imagine it. The Earth rolls around the sun, three hundred and sixty-five and a quarter days a year, for year after year. Thousands of these years have passed. Meanwhile, a kind of monkey kept on doing more things, increasing in number, taking over the planet by means of meanings. Eventually, much of the matter and life on the planet was entrained to their use, and then they had to figure out what they wanted to do, beyond merely staying alive. Then they told each other stories of how they had gotten where they were, what had happened, and what it meant.”

In the end, it’s just more stories.

Which doesn’t mean the stories in Robinson’s book are uninteresting or poorly written. Far from it. They’re intimate portraits, as the back cover description indicates, “of soldiers and kings, explorers and philosophers, slaves and scholars,” and many of them are thoroughly engaging. I like that the novel is from the point-of-view of the people living this history, neither winking at the reader nor holding his or her hand. Unless you know your fourteenth through sixteenth century history considerably better than I do, the first few sections of the book read just as likely as historical fiction as they do alternate history. The back cover gives the plot away a lot more than Robinson ever does. It’s only slowly, as the more familiar elements begin to disappear, that it becomes evident that this is a very different world than our own.

But then, in the end, not so different after all.

And, in the end, that’s probably why I got a little tired of the book. Robinson paints a rich and convincing world, asking interesting and important questions along the way — about religion and culture and power — but in the end his story exists mostly just to say that history, whatever path it might have followed, would have eventually followed the same path. The details change, but the destination doesn’t.

That’s an interesting idea, and it’s one that keeps the book going for most of its run, but not quite its full 800 pages.

Monday various

  • Laura Miller on why we love bad writing:

    And, chances are, quite a few of his listeners would be well aware that Larsson and Brown aren’t very good writers. If pressed, they’d say that sometimes they just want to gallop through a story — or in the case of Larsson’s novels, proceed along with a weird methodicalness that taps into what appears to be an amazingly widespread streak of latent obsessive-compulsive disorder. They’d say that they’re not, at the moment, equal to the demands of literature, but that just last week they finished “Disgrace” or “Wolf Hall.” And then they’d say, Would you mind? Are we done here? Because I’d really like to get back to my book. [via]

  • A.O. Scott on 2010 in film:

    The ritual of year-end list making is a way of sifting through scattered, memorable moments and forcing them briefly into focus. A handful of movies from 2010 will still be interesting in the future, in which case the date of their first appearance will be little more than the answer to a trivia question. Was it a good year for movies? A great year? Hard to say, and finally, who cares? The movies — good and bad alike — shed a blinking, blurry light on the times, illuminating our collective fears, fantasies and failures of will.

  • Zach Handlen on Star Trek‘s Deanna Troi:

    You know what? I don’t think a therapist who could physically sense your emotional state would be all that useful. Therapy is a relationship based on trust, and one of the ways that trust is established (the primary way, I’d argue) is through an exchange of information. That exchange is somewhat one-sided; the counselor may share certain experiences from their own life if they feel its relevant to the discussion, but the sessions are focused on you and the problems you’re dealing with. But it’s still a dialogue in which the two of you working together establish boundaries, and then work to move those boundaries as necessary. Troi essentially shortcuts this process. Her Betazoid empathy allows her to get past all manner of subterfuge and stalling, and while that seems like it would be useful for her, I’m not sure it’s that helpful to her patients. Instead of breaking down their own barriers, she just takes a peek and tells them what she sees. You can’t write a very good paper on Ulysses if all you ever read is the last five pages. (“There aren’t any periods or paragraphs, but the narrator seems pleasant enough. Maybe she’s drunk?”)

    And, from the recap, on Data:

    Data’s confusion about emotional responses only works if the emotional responses are ones that make sense to us; part of the enjoyment of seeing him puzzle through things is realizing how absurd most of what we feel really is, and there’s no fun in randomness being identified as randomness. Of course, Data couldn’t follow what happens. No one could.

    I always look forward to Handlen’s Next Generation recaps.

  • Sam Adams on the Rocky Horror Picture Show and other cult films:

    When you partake of a historically transgressive artifact, whether it’s reading Tropic Of Cancer or listening to Never Mind The Bollocks, you’re interacting not just with the thing itself, but also with its history. As Thurston Moore observed in The Year Punk Broke, when Motley Crüe is covering “Anarchy In The U.K.” in football stadiums—or, he’d surely add now, when the band re-records the song for Guitar Hero—the context in which the song was meant to be heard is irretrievably lost. Either you listen to it as if it were just released, which inevitably dulls its impact, or you project yourself back in time—and, while you’re at it, across the ocean—playing the part of a scandalized Briton eagerly awaiting the Queen’s Jubilee. You pretend you’re breaking rules that no longer exist.

    The transgressive, and the prescient, almost without fail, ultimately become quaint.

  • And finally, this is taking love of a television show to a whole new level: recreating the M*A*S*H set in your backyard. [via]